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For Hicksflicks.com, Friday, Jan. 15, 2021
EDITOR’S NOTE: As we watched ‘Crocodile Dundee’ again the other night — a film that holds up quite well as a very funny comedy — my wife Joyce commented that she appreciated the music score because it was gentle and understated rather than showy, signaling how the audience is supposed to react, which is unlike background music in a lot of films. That reminded me of this column, published in the Deseret News on Feb. 8, 2013, which, of course, tackles the subject using a movie that was new that year as a negative example, but then goes on to praise an old classic for its use of music — another classic, by the way, that holds up wonderfully.
A couple of films my wife and I took in last week, one new and one old, offered up a surprising perspective on the way movies are made and how effectively, or ineffectively, too much showy technique can influence the outcome.
On Tuesday we took in “Mama,” a PG-13 horror movie that proved to be much better than most modern fright flicks, a ghost story with an interesting plot that holds interest and works pretty well … until it falls apart in the finale.
I won’t give it away except to say that a choice at the end seems to undermine everything that’s gone before, something an awful lot of genre movies do today by violating the very rules they set for themselves. The apparent idea is to add one last twist that might give the film some memorable moment to distinguish itself, but which too often, as in this case, just causes the audience to scratch its collective head and ask, “Say what”?
There are many examples but it’s a discussion that’s difficult to have without giving away “spoilers,” so, lest I be inundated with outraged emails, we’ll save it for another time.
Even more than its wrong-headed denouement, what really struck me about “Mama” from start to finish was how it used music and extremely loud, booming sound effects to bolster scenes that are intended to startle, but which became an annoying cliché before the film was half over. The effect, instead of fright, caused me to wonder if the filmmakers simply lacked confidence in their work, falling back on a bag of technical tricks to overcompensate.
The frightening apparition of 'Mama' (2013)
Take for example the first time we see a ghostly apparition, which occurs as two young girls are being led by their father to the proverbial “cabin in the woods.” As they approach the structure the oldest girl looks at a window and sees a fleeting shadowy figure. Lest we misinterpret this moment, just as this mysterious shape appears there is a thunderous boom.
I couldn’t help but wonder how much more effective that scary introduction to the title apparition might have been in silence, with just the ambient sound of the forest. And the question returned every time one of these ear-splitting pronouncements occurred, and they arrived with some regularity. It couldn’t have been more obvious if instead we saw printed on the screen each time, “This is a scary bit.”
Of course, silence is a rare commodity in modern movies. The thinking seems to be that today’s attention-deficit audiences won’t tolerate any scene that is not filled with music, either orchestral or, more often these days, a pop song with lyrics that tell us precisely what we’re supposed to be feeling.
All of which brings me to the older film we saw the very next day, “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” part of Cinemark’s “Classic Series.”
I’ve seen “Butch & Sundance” many times but never in a theater. I was overseas courtesy of the Army when the film was initially released in 1969 and only caught up with it later on TV and home video. So this was a real treat.
And when you see a movie in a theater, as opposed to watching it at home even under the best possible conditions, you always pick up on something that perhaps went unnoticed before. Maybe it was seeing “Mama” the day before but the thing that struck me on this viewing was the way the film used its background score. And even more significantly, when it didn’t.
There are many moments in “Butch & Sundance” with no music at all, quiet, pensive sequences that work just fine the way they are, thank you. But which, if filmed today, would undoubtedly be packed end-to-end with boisterous orchestrations.
This was driven home all the more by the auditoriums on either side of the one showing “Butch & Sundance,” which sent the thundering soundtracks from whatever films were playing through the walls so that we heard a distant pounding, rousing music, screaming, yelling, automatic weapons firing, whatever. Especially when our film was silent.
Despite that minor distraction, however, Butch, Sundance and their gang did just fine as they robbed trains and banks, jabbed each other with comic digs and asked that inevitable question about the posse that just wouldn’t give up on them: “Who are those guys?”
There was gunfire, a train car was blown up, orchestral background music came and went, and B.J. Thomas sang “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head.” But when it fell into moments that were quiet, with just the sound of horse’s hooves or rustling leaves or general body movement, it was actually quite an effective technique.
It’s a lesson that should not be so lost on 21st century filmmakers. Just because it’s old school doesn’t mean it’s not a better choice.
LIAM RIDES AGAIN
For Hicksflicks.com, Friday, Jan. 15, 2021
Liam Neeson’s annual thriller “Honest Thief” opened in theaters in October and it’s still in a couple of local multiplexes, so it’s a bit surprising that another one opens this weekend. That and a documentary about the FBI’s attacks on Martin Luther King are the highlights.
Unless you’re a fan of Indian cinema that is, in which case you might be in heaven with an American production set (and filmed) in India, along with three genuine Bollywood flicks.
Of course, all of that is contingent on your being willing to venture out to a movie theater during this time of Covid. If it helps, socially-distancing procedures are in place.
“The Marksman” (PG-13). Liam Neeson is a former Marine living on the Arizona border when he encounters a young boy on the run from a drug cartel. He agrees to take the boy to family in Chicago but their trip won’t be easy.
“MLK/FBI” (Not Rated). This documentary explores the investigation and harassment of Martin Luther King Jr. by the FBI, using new information provided by documents that have been recently declassified.
“Don’t Tell a Soul” (R). Two teenage brothers (Jack Dylan Grazer of “It” and Fionn Whitehead of “Dunkirk”) burglarize a business for cash to help their sick mother but are confronted by a security guard (Rainn Wilson), who gives chase. But when the guard falls into a deep abandoned well he tries to negotiate with the boys to help him get out, though they are unaware of a threatening secret he holds. With Mina Suvari.
“The White Tiger” (R). Based on the best-selling novel, this drama is narrated by a poor villager in India who worms his way into becoming the driver for a wealthy family. But when he is betrayed and forced to confess to a crime he did not commit he begins to fight back against what he sees as a rigged system. (Debuts Jan. 22 on Netflix.)
“Master” (Not Rated, in Tamil and Telugu with English subtitles). This Indian film follows an alcoholic professor sent to a juvenile school where he soon discovers that a gangster is using the children to commit criminal activities.
“Krack” (Not Rated, in Telugu with English subtitles). This one is based on the true story of a tough cop who breaks the rules to take down bad guys.
“Red” (Not Rated, in Telugu with English subtitles). A man is arrested for murder but both he and the police are unaware that the crime was actually committed by a lookalike.
Among the older films that are in theaters this week are “Selma,” “The Emperor’s New Groove,” “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” and only at the AMC West Jordan theaters, “Abominable.”
BEVERLY HILLS COP
For Hicksflicks.com, Friday, Jan. 15, 2021
EDITOR’S NOTE: In this era of Black Lives Matter, it seems fitting to look back at ‘Beverly Hills Cop,’ the picture that put Eddie Murphy into the movie-star stratosphere. Having recently seen the film again, the criticisms in my original review of (gulp!) some 36 years ago still stand, but so does my praise. It’s violent and profane but it ’s also hilarious. And Paramount Home Entertainment has decided to use it to lead a new DVD collection of 14 of Murphy’s flicks. This review was published in the Deseret News on Dec. 8, 1984. Oh, and isn’t it quaint to recall when admission to a movie theater was 5 bucks!
Yes, it’s foul-mouthed, and yes, it’s quite violent — but “Beverly Hills Cop” is also the most spirited, action-packed and hilarious movie to come along in quite some time.
You’ll have to check your inhibitions at the door and forgive some excesses to get into this one. But once you do, you’re guaranteed 90 minutes of nonstop laughter.
“Beverly Hills Cop” marks Eddie Murphy’s solo debut, after having supported (and stolen the show from) Nick Nolte, Dan Aykroyd and Dudley Moore in his first three films. And he’s more than up to the task.
Whether he’s intimidating the white establishment, lying his way through an illegal police investigation or reacting to the bizarre things going on around him, Murphy commands our attention and rewards us with his unique brand of humor, which is, more often than not, right on target.
The film begins with Murphy involved in some kind of illegal transaction in the back of a van. The exchange is interrupted by police, and the thugs dealing with Murphy hop in the truck and lead a wild chase, smashing and crashing through the streets of Detroit. It’s a harrowing beginning to a movie that is alternately suspenseful and comic with equal intensity.
Murphy is revealed to be an undercover police detective, young and overly ambitious with more enthusiasm than experience, and a street-smart, wiseacre attitude that drives his boss up the wall.
That night, Murphy meets up with an old buddy he hasn’t seen for years, a friend from school who has been in prison and who is apparently up to something illegal again. He’s been in Beverly Hills, he explains, and is just in Detroit for a stopover. They go out, and when they return to Murphy’s apartment the friend is brutally murdered by a couple of thugs.
Murphy surmises the two hoods are from out of town so he takes vacation time, hops in his beat-up jalopy and drives to Beverly Hills, where his casual attire and mouthy attitude immediately clash with the uptight, posh surroundings.
The culture clash here is the main running joke, of course, especially as Murphy begins his investigation and interacts with the Beverly Hills police force, chiefly a team comprised of a weary veteran (John Ashton) and a wide-eyed rookie (Judge Reinhold).
Murphy begins to uncover a major drug operation fronted by a powerful art dealer (Steven Berkoff), and with the help of another old schoolmate (Lisa Eilbacher), unravels the mystery. Along the way, of course, he gives the Beverly Hills force a lesson in taking action and covering your tracks.
There are many wonderful vignettes here, as when Murphy, staying in a plush hotel, distracts Ashton and Reinhold by having room service delivered to their car as he stuffs the tailpipe with a banana. Or when he gives a fellow black officer a dressing-down for not sounding black enough. He also does a number of very funny characterizations to get past intimidating officious types.
John Ashton, left, Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold, 'Beverly Hills Cop' (1984).
Murphy’s energy propels what might otherwise simply be a contrived, rather silly plot that has too many holes. For example, why would a powerful art dealer risk everything to deal drugs? Why would he hire hit men who are such lousy shots? Why, when he’s barely been provoked, would he take violent action that is bound to attract police attention? Furthermore, we never get a real sense of the strong bond between Murphy and his friend who is murdered, and they and Eilbacher seem very unlikely as previous school buddies.
But none of this really matters very much. This is comedy, wild, free-spirited and farcical, designed to lace an edge-of-the-seat action picture with deadpan one-liners, wild physical humor and an innate sense of fun.
Some may take offense at the constant use of Murphy’s favorite R-rated word and there is a tasteless scene in a strip joint (that includes some nudity). And I felt the violence was far too bloody and frequent for what is essentially a light comedy. And still others may be put off by the script’s suggesting we should lie whenever we want to get around rules that seem ridiculous or to protect ourselves.
Still, “Beverly Hills Cop” is less violent and hard-edged than Murphy’s first film, “48HRS.” And no one can make up a tale like Murphy. There’s no message here to worry about; it’s all in the spirit of fun.
Murphy is helped a great deal by his co-stars, especially Reinhold, who gets more than his share of laughs (the only time Reinhold and Ashton falter is during an ill-conceived Laurel & Hardy bit in the middle of a shootout).
Martin Brest (“Going in Style”) has directed “Beverly Hills Cop” with a fine sense of humor and a sharp eye for suspenseful action, though he is a bit less successful at blending the two. And the script (by first-time screenwriter Daniel Petrie Jr.) is very good.
But Murphy is the main reason to see this, and if he can keep up the laugh ratio in the future, his name will always be enough to part with $5.
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THE SANTA CLAUSE
For Hicksflicks.com, Friday,Nov. 27, 2020
EDITOR’S NOTE: Although Tim Allen is thought of as a TV star, his first theatrical film, ‘The Santa Clause,’ was a huge hit (and led to two sequels). He followed it up another box-office smash, ‘Toy Story’ (which has so far had three sequels). After that, only a couple of movies registered — chiefly ‘Galaxy Quest’. But ‘The Santa Clause’ is now a beloved Christmas staple, so in the age of pandemic it has found a home on the big screen for a few weeks. You can see it at the Megaplex multiplexes, the Redwood Drive-In and at the AMC theaters in West Jordan. Or on DVD, Blu-ray and various streaming sites. My review was published on Nov. 11, 1994.
Tim Allen makes the leap to the big screen with "The Santa Clause," a dark, cynical spoof of the legend of Kris Kringle, which inexplicably turns to mush in its final third, going soft and squishy — and forgetting it's a comedy.
Still, there are enough laughs to make it worth a look for Allen's legion of fans, gained through his hit TV sitcom "Home Improvement."
Allen plays wisecracking Scott Calvin, a toy company executive and general workaholic who is never without a sarcastic one-liner. He is divorced, and his ex-wife, Laura (Wendy Crewson), has custody of their son Charlie (Eric Lloyd), with her new husband Neal (Judge Reinhold), an uptight psychiatrist.
As the film opens, it's Christmas Eve and Charlie is supposed to spend the night. But because Scott isn't much of a father, Charlie is only reluctantly spending the holiday with his dad.
From left, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, Tim Allen, 'The Santa Clause' (1994)
When Laura drops Charlie off, Scott becomes angry upon discovering that she and Neal have been confusing the boy about the existence of Santa Claus. Outraged, Scott tries to explain that Santa is real and then reads "The Night Before Christmas" to Charlie as a bedtime story. And later, in the night, Charlie hears "a clatter" up on the roof.
He wakes up his dad, who runs outside, hollers at the man in the Santa Claus suit who is up on his roof, and the guy falls to the ground and is apparently killed. Scott finds a card that says he should put on the Santa suit and that the reindeer — also up on his roof — will know what to do.
With Charlie's encouragement, Scott does so and finishes Santa's route for the night. But later, he finds that his actions have contractually bound him to replace Santa permanently.
As a result, over the next 11 months, Scott gradually takes on Santa's physical characteristics — the tummy, the beard, the white hair — which definitely changes his lifestyle. Yet, as you might expect, he also becomes a better father.
The first half of "The Santa Clause" is often very funny, with Scott's wisecracks and some amusing physical comedy, but the second half has Scott's ex-wife and her husband attempting to take visitation rights away from him, and the film begins to wallow in sentiment as the laughs gradually go away.
There are also not very many peripheral characters that add to the humor, save a wise old elf (played well by David Krumholtz). The result is that you begin to wonder, does Scott date, does he have any friends and what was his personal life like before he started turning into Santa?
In short, what starts off as a great premise only faintly follows through.
Still, except for a few mildly vulgar gags, the film is pleasant enough family fare, and most audiences won't be disturbed by its shortcomings. (Although I have to ask this question: Does someone always have to pass gas in a "family movie"?)
"The Santa Clause" is rated PG for mild vulgarity and profanity and some comic violence.
For Hicksflicks.com, Friday,Jan. 15, 2021
EDITOR’S NOTE: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito were big stars in the 1980s and putting them together for ‘Twins’ must have seemed like a genius proposition — and it paid off, since the film, despite my misgivings in the review below, was a big hit, slotted comfortably as the 16th biggest moneymaker of 1988. In fact, the stars are being reunited for a belated sequel titled ‘Triplets,’ with Eddie Murphy rounding out the titular trio. And ‘Twins’ has now earned a new Blu-ray release from the Shout! Factory, with a pair of new featurettes for fans. My review was published in the Deseret News on Dec. 9, 1988.
“Twins” is what is known in show business as a “high-concept movie.” That is, it’s a sure-fire idea with a sure-fire pair of stars.
Unfortunately, it is also what critics refer to as a “boardroom movie.” That is, it looks as if it was conceived by a bunch of “suits” (businessmen) sitting around a huge table discussing movie clichés that must be included to ensure a film’s commercial success.
Personally, I’m convinced that a really good movie, whether it is a “commercial” concept or not, will wind up being commercial. If it’s really good, word-of-mouth will ensure staying power.
From left, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kelly Preston, Danny DeVito, Chloe Webb, ‘Twins’ (1988)
But what usually happens with “high-concept” movies that have no real thought behind them is that they do very well at the box office for two or three weeks, then quickly fade away. The super-fans of the stars get out to see the film right away, but it does nothing beyond that.
There are exceptions, of course. Mediocre films like “The Golden Child” and “Coming to America” did incredible box office business just because Eddie Murphy fans will go see him in anything — and then they’ll go see it again and again. Similarly, “Scrooged” is presently riding on Bill Murray’s coattails.
This is all leading up to the review of “Twins,” an idea by director Ivan Reitman (“Ghostbusters”) about Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger playing twin brothers who don’t know of each other’s existence until they are adults.
The idea was turned over to two sets of screenwriting partners who turned it into a formula sitcom.
This is basically a one-joke movie, a joke that stretches pretty thin. DeVito is a streetwise conman in Los Angeles and Schwarzenegger is a naïve innocent reared on a remote island. Schwarzenegger goes to L.A. to look up DeVito, his first visit to “civilization,” and the standard fish-out-of-water gags ensue.
Danny DeVito, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'Twins' (1988)
Then DeVito steals a car that has something in the trunk that is supposed to be delivered to an unscrupulous Texan, and pretty soon there are chases and shootouts and all the standard bad-movie formula fare.
The sad thing about all of this is that, surprisingly, Schwarzenegger and DeVito are quite good together, and Schwarzenegger’s naïve innocence is the perfect foil for DeVito’s wiseacre smart-guy. (The in-joke when Schwarzenegger compares his biceps to a huge poster of Sylvester Stallone from “Rambo III” is an especially nice touch.)
If Reitman and his screenwriters had just been confident enough about their stars’ ability to carry the material, “Twins” could have been a much more enjoyable film. As it is, the two-star rating is just for the two stars.
“Twins” is rated PG for violence, profanity, implied sex, vulgarity and a quick nude shot when a Playboy magazine is opened.