I AM NOT A TECHNOPHOBE ... and other lies

For Hicksflicks.com, May 31, 2013

My sons Matt and Dave, both of whom make their livings as computer geeks, and who constantly tease me about not having a cellphone, decided to get me one, whether I want it or not. So, for my birthday a few years ago, they presented me with the "cellphone" to the left. But for some reason they never call me on it.